Fitzpatricide: Silence of the Bucs
Fitzpatricide - n. The act of an NFL team murdering its long term chances by falling for the short-term illusion that is Ryan Fitzpatrick. Ryan Fitzpatrick is a diabolical franchise killer. He’s done it before and the Bucs are his next mark. Much like Hannibal Lecter, or the boyfriend in a Lifetime movie, Fitzpatrick uses … Continue reading Fitzpatricide: Silence of the Bucs
How I Became a Fair Weather Eagles Fan and Nick Foles Became Family
Parenthood has a way of making you develop emotional attachment to odd things, Sporting events have a strange ability to unify people who have little in common
All Aboard The Wentz Wagon
I have to confess I was skeptical when the Eagles traded a boat load of draft capital to move up and take a guy who played in the Missouri Valley Football Conference. People in Philly kept bringing up Joe Flacco as a comparison but there was a major difference: Flacco was supposed to play D-I … Continue reading All Aboard The Wentz Wagon
Eagles Realize Tim Tebow is Black
Noted racist Chip Kelly showed his prejudice once again by cutting quarterback Tim Tebow who is apparently a black man. Tebow was attempting to make the roster of the Philadelphia Eagles as the third string quarterback but was let go, most likely due to his African heritage, not his 58% completion percentage. Though he has … Continue reading Eagles Realize Tim Tebow is Black
Do You Feel Lucky?
Football season is coming....
Iverson is Smarter Than Tebow
I had really hoped that when the Pats cut Tim Tebow we could finally stop talking about him but of course I was stupid to think this. The media loves Tebow kind of the way Timmy loves Jesus – uncontrollably and without remorse. So here we go… Let me say this, I never hated Tebow … Continue reading Iverson is Smarter Than Tebow
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